Chicken & Egg Yokes

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Question: What day do chickens hate the most?

Answer: Fry-day

 

Question: Why did the chicken cross the road?

Answer:   To prove she wasn't chicken.

OR

Answer:  Because the rooster egged her on.

OR

Answer:  To prove to an armadillo it can be done!

 

Question: How long do chickens work?
Answer:   Around the cluck!


Question: What do chickens serve at birthday parties?
Answer:   Coop-cakes!


Question: What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?
Answer:   They go on peck-nics!

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Question:  How long does it take an egg to cook?
Answer:  It depends what its cooking!

Question:  Did you hear the one about the egg?
Answer:  It's not all it's "cracked" up to what it is supposed to be! 

Knock, Knock!
Who's there?
Omelet.
Omelet who?
Omelets smarter than I look

Question:  What do you call an egg that goes on safari?
Answer:  An eggs-plorer!

Question:  What happens when you tell an egg a joke?

Answer:  It cracks up!

Question:  Why can't you tease egg whites?

Answer:  They can't take a yolk.